Q. What happened when the man stole a pig?
A. The pig squealed to the police.

Q. What does the little pig get every morning from his parents?
A. Hogs and kisses!

Q. Why did the pig run away from the pig sty?
A. He felt that the other pigs were taking him for grunted.

Q. What does a pig use to write his term papers with?
A. Pen and Oink!

A pig walks into a bar and asks for 3 glasses of Coke, he drinks and drinks and drinks and when he's finished he asks the bartender where the bathroom is. The bartender tells him it's down there on the left and the pig goes off to the bathroom.
Then a second little pig walks in and asks for 10 glasses of Coke, he drinks and drinks and drinks and when he's finished he asks the bartender where the bathroom is. The bartender tells him it's down there on the left and the pig goes off to the bathroom.
Then another little pig comes in and asks for 100 glasses of Coke, he drinks and drinks and drinks and drinks and drinks. The bartender says "Aren't you going to ask where the bathroom is?
The pig says "No, I'm the little pig that goes wee wee wee all the way home."